Long Eaton

So this was from yesterday but it's been requested that it go on here.

Evelyn: Is that lady getting off at Long Eaton? 

Me: Yes she is.

Evelyn: Is that because she wants to get off at Long Eaton?

Me: Probably! 

Evelyn: Well why would she do that? Long Eaton is RUBBISH.

Me: Evelyn, you've never been to Long Eaton.

Evelyn: Yeah but no-one ever gets off at Long Eaton and it looks rubbish. I don't think I ever want to go there. Please don't take me.